I was recently told by a financial advisor that I need to find a new job. He seems to think that my degree should be used for something. So I need to apply what I learned in school to finding a future.
Things I am Qualified to Do Because of the Vast Amounts of TV I watched During my Degree
- Cause the accused to break down and admit to his crimes during cross examination
- Perform invasive surgery under the worst of conditions
- Score the winning touch down in the Big Game
- Model and make it fierce
- Personal Trainer and Nutritionist in such a way that I will change your LIFE
- Make out with a close personal friend and have it end badly
- Make out with a close personal frined and have it end well
- Sell drugs and murder some people
- Re-decorate people's homes while not listening to any of their opinions
- Flipping Houses for fun and profit
- Fondly remember my days as a child star
Oh yes my future is just waiting to begin.
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